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其實這篇是大胖鼠寫的(來源:PTT2 我的個版) 全篇重點是 : 脾氣壞 要改!要改! 身體要顧!!!!                                                                                           今天小任去龍山寺問黃家趙家的籤
我坐在遠處屋簷下等
                                                                               
後來小任求完籤走過來說
黃家結果不好
然後要去求趙家~
                                                                               
這時  一位坐在我左邊一直看經書看上去有90歲的老先生
操著一副非常陌生的台語口音對著小任說
                                                                               
老:你姓得賣,艾改
                                                                               
我們都愣住了
                                                                               
老:你性得賣,身體謀厚艾注意,脾氣謀厚艾改
                                                                               
小任聽不懂還要我翻譯~~
                                                                               
然後小任一臉尷尬的做在右邊叫我換位置~~
不然等等不敢過來
                                                                               
後來小任就繼續求籤去
那位老先生續坐一下就撐起他半駝的身軀
蹣跚的四處遊走
他走往求籤處
我以為他又要去跟小任說你姓得賣 = =
後來他走一走就往外走
                                                                               
後來小任回來說還是不好的籤
                                                                               
我們就把供品收一手準備回家
出去時看到老先生坐在門口
                                                                               
任:我們要不要跟他說再見
或:你說掰掰他聽不懂吧...你說再見也很奇怪
                                                                               
後來出去小任還是走到老先生跟前說再見
                                                                               
老:你性得賣,脾氣謀厚,艾改,身體虛~怕冷怕熱艾注意
老先生指著我說
老:你姓得厚~
指著小任
老:你姓得賣~
指著我說:你會發,發起來不得了
                                                                               
然後問我說:伊係你蝦米郎?
或:汝兵油
                                                                               
然後指著小任說
老:脾氣艾改~
                                                                               
後來道別走出龍山寺
                                                                               
任:我從小中醫就說我身體差
或:我們遇到半仙了~~
                                                                               
任:我只聽得懂會發,林或志是暴發戶
                                                                               
或:那也要發,不發什麼都沒有~你壓錯寶嚕
                                                                               
有沒有去龍山寺也會遇到半仙的八卦~~
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